With his veto of HB-477, the governor takes a firm stand for poison, a few molecules at a time.

He just keeps bringin’ it.

Trump says the economy will be great, as long as kids get, like, three dolls and maybe five pencils.

In a fit of mercy, the Legislature adjourned a few days early.

Rep. Lukas Schubert (R-Kalifornispell), a freshman legislator (and recently graduated high-school senior) ‘distinguished’ himself by sponsoring 35 bills and 2 resolutions (including this one).

Elon Musk is leaving D.C., and none too soon.

The legislature passed HB-9 providing grants to cultural organizations. Rep. John Fitzpatrick (R-Anachronic) deleted funds to any groups that didn’t come to his subcommittee hearing with hat in hand. This gave him leeway to boost the funding for his wife’s group by 242%.

Sen. Greg Hertz (R-Poison) declared this during a floor session. His neighborhood must be out of this world.

Here’s the real medical report.