Rep. Kerri Seekins-Crowe (R-Bilious) works hard to legislate transsexuals from, well, life.

House Bill 190 is undoubtedly the shortest bill this session. Its essence: “NEW SECTION. Section 1. State sport. American rodeo is the official state sport.”

Senators Daines and Sheehy certainly can’t stand on principle when they can’t stand at all.

Sen. Jason Ellsworth (R-Havoctown) as much as threatened this when denied re-election as Senate President. He kept to his word.

Sen. Greg Hertz (R-Polsnoot) wants to require anyone buying recreational marijuana to carry a state I.D. card, issued at a cost of $200 each year.

Sen. Bob Phalen (R-Loony) said this in praise of his bill to post the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom. He also said the legal note advising against it should be “disregarded and thrown out.”

Sen. Barry Usher (R-Billiwhack) makes a mockery of decorum in his committee.

State Rep. Lukas Schubert (R-Californispell), a whelp from Los Angeles, has proposed killing wolves anytime of year until 650 carcasses pile up.